NAUGHTY ANSWERS

Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed. He shoots his
friend and kills him.
Wife says: 'If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends'.

A small Boy wrote to Santa Claus, ' send me a brother'
Santa wrote back,' SEND ME YOUR MOTHER'

What is the definition of Mistress?
Someone between the Mister and Mattress

Husband asks: 'Do u know that the meaning of WIFE is:
Without
I nformation
F ighting
E very-time

Wife replies:' No,...... It means:

With
I diot
F or
E ver !!!'

What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,... Tension is when girlfriend is
pregnant. Panic is when both are pregnant.

Grammar Teacher: Do you know the importance of a period?
Kid: Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad
got a heart attack & our driver run away

A young boy asks his Dad :'What is the difference between confident
and confidential?
Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend
over there is also my son that IS confidential."