Life could be worse.
Life could be worse.
We all have bad days at times, and we are ready to quit our jobs. Well, next time you have a day like that remember this.......
WHEN you have a 'I Hate My Job' day, try this:
On
your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the
thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johson
& Johson. Be very sure you get this brand.
When
you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the
phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable
clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove
the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so
that it will not become chipped or broken...
Now
the fun part begins. Take out the literature from the box and read it
carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement:
'Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johson & Johson is personally tested and then sanitized '.
Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,
'I am so glad I do not work in thermometer quality control at Johson & Johson.'
hahahahah
hahahahaha that is so gross i think we've all had days where we've needed one of these
hahahaha
hahahaha
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wish no one took the time to
wish no one took the time to make this public.
Damn, what if you DO work at
Damn, what if you DO work at thermometer quality control at Johnson and Johnson?
Those testers aren't taking
Those testers aren't taking the thermometers straight out of someone's ass. Yeah they're going to go up there, but until then it's just a piece of plastic. And if you're life is pathetic to enough to find solace by reminding yourself that you are indeed superior to someone, you can at least mention all the people who have to empty the tampon trashcans in public restrooms.
what a load of rubbish, why
what a load of rubbish, why did anyone even bother to write this?
You're an idiot! Next time
You're an idiot! Next time try buying some clonazepam and downing say about 4 mg, turn the TV on and glue your thumb to the "channel up" button. Fool!
Yeah, Right....
In what kind of industry would health concerns allow a thermometer to be inserted into a living person and then cleaned and shipped out to customers?
http://www.snopes.com/humor/jokes/thermometer.asp
thermometer
i guess repetitive work at a heat producing machine could get boring, just like working at any factory, the same thing every day. Some people enjoy having the job description of "quality control", or "manager" or "safety supervisor" christ some people even enjoy building websites for a living.