Life could be worse.

Life could be worse.

 

We all have bad days at times, and we are ready to quit our jobs.  Well, next time you have a day like that remember this.......

 

WHEN  you have a 'I Hate My Job' day, try this:

 

On
your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the
thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johson
& Johson.  Be very sure you get this brand.

 

When
you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the
phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable
clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove
the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so
that it will not become chipped or broken... 

 

Now
the fun part begins. Take out the literature from the box and read it
carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement:

 

'Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johson & Johson is personally tested and then sanitized '. 

 

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,

 

'I am so glad I do not work in thermometer quality control at Johson & Johson.'


lawlz. not funny though.

lawlz. not funny though.

Are you kidding me?

First of all, this is a myth. They do not really say that. Second of all, this is copied and pasted from, like, 20 different spam bulletins, chain emails, and random postings. Johnson & Johnson do not "personally test" their rectal thermometers. That's just stilly.

http://www.snopes.com/humor/jokes/thermometer.asp

Don't you mean Johnson &

Don't you mean Johnson & Johnson?

Funny joke, but what i want

Funny joke, but what i want to know is why the hell would you know what it says on a rectal thermometer instruction pamphlet?

hahaha thats cute

hahaha thats cute

So..

Kind of bothers me that they don't spell "Johnson" correctly... not even once.

Johson & Johson?

Do you mean Johnson & Johnson?

They test the thermometers

They test the thermometers without sticking them in someone's butt.

Did you mean Johnson &

Did you mean Johnson & Johnson?

poor

JohNson & JohNson. Johnson is spelled with a N. C'mon, that's just inexcusable.

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