Life could be worse.

Life could be worse.

 

We all have bad days at times, and we are ready to quit our jobs.  Well, next time you have a day like that remember this.......

 

WHEN  you have a 'I Hate My Job' day, try this:

 

On
your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the
thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johson
& Johson.  Be very sure you get this brand.

 

When
you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the
phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable
clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove
the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so
that it will not become chipped or broken... 

 

Now
the fun part begins. Take out the literature from the box and read it
carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement:

 

'Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johson & Johson is personally tested and then sanitized '. 

 

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,

 

'I am so glad I do not work in thermometer quality control at Johson & Johson.'


omg thats hilarious! Keep up

omg thats hilarious! Keep up the good work!

that was great... good for a

that was great... good for a laugh.

Its called Johnson &

Its called Johnson & Johnson, not Johson & Johson!

I hate these inspirational

I hate these inspirational little gems that turn up on the internet. Not funny, not inspiring, too long, poorly written. CYNISM! IT'S WHAT THE INTERNET IS FOR!

It's Johnson & Johnson you

It's Johnson & Johnson you douche. And we all know you had a thermometer up your ass when you wrote this shitblog.

HAHA

That. Is. Epic.

Haha that is so true.

Haha that is so true. Thanks for the uplift!

Foreign languages, when

Foreign languages, when translated, often sound really, REALLY different from what we are thinking should be stated. I think this means a human tested the thermometer, not a machine, and that even machines have germs that create a need to have the thermometer sanitized.

Sorry, that's my nature, being a spoiler.

fucking stupid

fucking stupid

heh heh

Nice!

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