Half of the country is looking for work

Posted November 10th, 2008 by Destroyer

An Israeli
doctor says 'Medicine in my country is so advanced that we
can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have
him
looking for work in six weeks.'

A German
doctor says 'That is nothing; we can take a lung out of one person, put it in
another, and have him looking for work in four
weeks.

A
Russian doctor says 'In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take
half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking
for work in two weeks.'

The Texas doctor, not to
be outdone, says 'You guys are way behind, we recently took a man with no brains
out of Texas , put him in the White House for eight years, and now half the country is looking for work.'

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